Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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