wrigley field is MILF paradise
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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