ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
