He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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