hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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