so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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