Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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