What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
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