Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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