You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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