ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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