You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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