i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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