he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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