I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Randomize
