Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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