Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
You made out with two different species that night
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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