no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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