GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
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