I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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