you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
this hospital has no fireball
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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