Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Randomize