you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
His hands were made for my vagina.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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