Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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