is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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