Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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