i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
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