I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
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