That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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