The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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