She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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