So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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