yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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