I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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