Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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