It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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