I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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