The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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