This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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