fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Randomize
