Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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