next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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