did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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