New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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