Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
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