Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
you win again, gameday.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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