If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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