Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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