we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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