okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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