Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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