i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
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