Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
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