She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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