ugly people sure do ruin things
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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