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  • who cares the caloric amount? If you geniunly (SP) care about your partner, youd do it. And is it true that vegetarians have better tasting jizz than guys who eat mostly processed foods. Maxim said so, but what do they know

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 3:56pm
  • Hey I'm not sure exactly what swallowing is referring to? Can someone tell me?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 3:41am
  • its 5 calories. you know thats not going to make a difference especially after the exercise you just got from fucking

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:29am
  • could you find anymore of a way to be a creeper 3:33?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 3:40pm
  • I heard it was 600...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 1:41am
  • 10:23, then you are a slut. Good for you! Who cares how many calories it is? You're not going to get fat by swallowing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 10:44am
  • You'd burn way more calories than that trying to escape from my basement while you're bound with duct tape.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 3:33pm
  • or else it gets teh hose again

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 4:18pm
  • it also whitens your teeth! ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 1:49am
  • womens health said it was 5-7 depending on how much there was.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 1:45am
  • 2.44 why? Because its a *whopping* 5-60 calories, depending on who you ask? You're an idiot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 3:05am
  • who cares if it's 60 calories? who cares if there is 800 calories? i would still suck dick and swallow. anything for my man

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 2:28am
  • How do you measure the calories in semen anyway? I mean really, who thought that would be a good scientific experiment?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 3:05pm
  • How many guys are you swallowing??? It's only a few calories for the average ejaculation! And yes there is protein, don't listen to 12:15

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 1:06pm
  • Oprah: On today's show, the ALL-JIZZ diet!! Lose weight and continue being a desired slut of a woman while doing it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 3:17am
  • so how many calories is it? im going to be 16 soon and have swallowed for two years

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 10:23am
  • yeah, it's 5. basically a gram of protein.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 1:02am
  • i hear guys like it when girls swallow even though i dont' see how it matters as long as you're doing it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 4:28am
  • See that delaware?? Start swallowing.. Call me!

    Submitted by Cerealkilla528 on May 17, 10 at 7:26pm
  • The constant presence of 'I'm entitled' that is on this site fucking cracks me up. You guys aren't entitled to jack shit. Women don't 'owe you' blow jobs, swallowing, their assholes or vaginas. You earn that shit or do without around here.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 4:26pm
  • ewww. next time im just going to spit it back in his face then.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 2:44am
  • 3:19- I love u. Please marry me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 5:08pm
  • 1:41, guess again................gross overestimate.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 1:48am
  • women should be able to do what they want whether it's being a housewife OR having a job. jesus christ. also, you know the saying, "You are what you eat"? well... it sort of applies in that area with taste and all... lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 10:17pm
  • it's 3 to every teaspoon..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 3:39pm
  • LOL 10:23, you're a skank. ED for life girls. Semen is probably one of the only things i DO swallow, considering it's a good source of protein and it's good for skin.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 11:05am
  • dipshits. its not sugar. it's not 600 calories. who cares.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 7:10am
  • good for the skin? maybe i should get a facial..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 11:58am
  • your area code is my birthday, schweet

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 12:55am
  • woooooow dumbasses of LIFE. its simple. IF U SWALLOW YOUR A HOE. period.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 2:33pm
  • It puts the lotion on it's skin

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 3:40pm
  • delaware bitches 1:10

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 1:20am
  • what kind of overly-narcissistic bitch is thinking about how many calories she's ingesting while she's giving someone a hummer?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 1:10am
  • Lololololol I love it when people get mad over absolutely nothing that applies to them. Btw I love love love love giving head and the guys love a girl who swallows! And it's really not bad at all. It goes right down ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 3:19am
  • weigh these decisions carefully... what's for breakfast? a stick of gum or a nice beej?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 6:27am
  • listen feminist... your polluting the population... i miss the days when the only job a girl had was to ed. and cook good food... now i need to go out and work ffor my money.. and why? because of women like you. you want to no what i want to do today? make lunch throw in a load of laundry and go to the beach ... but what am i doing? at work... why? because of you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 5:22pm
  • 5:22, Yeah, feminists also want you to *gasp* earn the same wages as men! The horror! Why don't you get back in the kitchen. We don't need women like you making the rest of us look bad.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 8:05pm
  • This, my friends, is the real reason girls earn the freshman 15. Haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 11:03am
  • "ED for life girls" "women shouldnt have rights" You twisted fucks are polluting our population. Keep your trash to yourself...i'm trying to enjoy my favorite website. <3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 5:06pm
  • oh you're wrong, sooo sooo misinformed. it's like 5 burgers, 8 oranges and a shitload of calories. GOOGLE that shit it's so legit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 8:01pm
  • Will Semen Make Me Fat? Although cum may look creamy and opaque, it contains very little fat, and few calories. One teaspoon of cum contains about 5 calories, and the average ejaculation produces about a tablespoon of semen, for a total of 15 calories. Because of the sugars in seminal fluid, we'd guess that it has a few carbohydrates, but considering the relatively small volume of semen per "serving" we'd guess the total amount to be negligible.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 4:21pm
  • im going to throw up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 3:58am
  • brb gonna blow someone to get my daily protein intake

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 10:21pm
  • 1:10, the real question is what kind of FUCK calls a blow job a 'hummer'

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 9:54pm
  • It's protein. There's also a proven medical link between swallowing semen and reducing preeclampsia during pregnancy. And if that's not actually true, I'm still telling my wife that :o)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 9:56am
  • wikipedia says every 2 tsp is 9 calories

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:37pm
  • LMFAO @11:58 nice. ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 4:40pm
  • semen is mostly cinnamon and finely ground red pepper. it has no sugar or calories.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 9:09am
  • 2:04, I will actually watch Oprah if that happens.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 2:10am
  • ^ Oh shut up bitch. You want to be a housewife be a housewife. No ones forcing you have job.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 5:35pm
  • actually it's mostly sugar. but yeah, 5-7 calories. a lot less than what you burn beforehand

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 1:57am
  • 5:22 is also clearly male.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 9:27pm
  • 11:03 What about all the straight guys that gain the freshmen 15?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 1:49pm
  • ew, by saying oh i started swallowing at 13 or im going to be 16 and ive swallowed for 2 years.. sweet.. want attention much? whores.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:32pm
  • I heard that swallowing once every two months lowers your risk of breast cancer... then again, I did hear that from my bf.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 3:43am
  • The jizz diet's nothing new.... ask several Hollywood actresses, including anyone who's dated Orlando Bloom. Oh, and consult the Urban Dictionary for bonus points... [And finally: caloric content is *highly* dependent on volume, but even a full cup of sperm is not going to have more than a couple hundred calories]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 7:59pm
  • One tablespoon of semen has approximately 20 calories. The protein content is roughly equivalent to that found in one egg white.

    Submitted by tiff1217 on Apr 7, 10 at 8:16pm
  • im 11 and i live in north america..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 5:42pm
  • yes it's true that vegetarians taste better... guys who eat lots of meat have very sour semen. guys who eat zero meat ingest more fruits and veggies (usually) and it makes it taste much sweeter :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 9:49pm
  • its actually about 20 calories. there is a whole website that says how many calories you burn for different sexual acts and positions.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 12:59am
  • IS THAT FUCKING TRUE? no more swallowing for me!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 4:39am
  • swallowing is reallly not that bad, all you ladies out there just need to toughen up. i have been swallowing since i started at 13. hasnt hurt me yet.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 1:29pm
  • I read an article that said women who swallow 1-2 or more times a week have a reduced chance of getting breast cancer--because of the hormones in semen. And the calories you consume while swallowing are miniscule. If only it tasted better...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 2:50pm
  • So when is Oprah going to feature this as a diet?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 2:04am
  • There's no protein. that's a lie guys made up to get girls to swallow. it's sugar

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 12:15pm
  • not if you are sucking down my load

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 1:05am
  • you guys..why does it matter? most people consume up to 2,000 cal a day..maybe more. you're all tripping out over a guess-tamation. either you swallow or you dont. it not gunna make a difference at all

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:59am
  • hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 10:13pm
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