Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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