Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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