About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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